Are we all having a collective bad dream? Please, someone wake me up, because I was dreaming of naked people eating other people’s faces on the highway. Thankfully, the poorly made dream movies in our heads are intended for our own subconscious viewing pleasure or discomfort. Unfortunately, lunatics are now including us in their conscious nightmares. Man, I’ve been having some bad ones lately. In my most recent one, I do something I almost never do: take a warm bath. Usually I’m a shower kinda guy, doing the basic utilitarian things a guy typically does in the shower. Run the warm water, check. Fill the tub, check. Add therapeutic bath salt, check. Light candles and place them on the perimeter (what the hell it’s a dream), check. Cannibal zombie breaks in and attempts to eat my face, UNCHECK! Large fish slap to the head, WAKE UP, RIGHT NOW! Read More